If you were a turkey, who would you vote for Rudy or Hillary?

As a Turkey, my personal interest would be in getting Thanksgiving scratched from the list of national holidays. While no candidate has expressed an interest in doing so, it does seem however that the republicans have taken the lead in trampling the Constitution and violating the rights of Americans. So I would have to lean to the GOP nominee to get this done. That is if I could punch the right tab with these large wings of mine.