Has this happened to you before? guys or girls?

went with wife for romantic weekend (anniversary) away from kids. that night started to get romantic in bed and she started farting like a truck driver. would not stop. then started laughing and kept on farting. had to kick her out of bed and open windows. we ended up sleeping in separate beds that night in case some of them came alive. Now every time I see her in that new y nightgown she had on I get scared.